A
secret government agency kidnaps dream psychoanalyst
DR. JULIUS SCHANK and takes him to a beautiful
woman known only as ‘THE GENERAL.’
She tells him that a group of women have reported
sexual relationships with an invisible man.
It is Dr. Schank’s job to analyze the
women and determine if they are victims of delusion
or mass hypnosis… or if there really is
an invisible man out there…
What Schank discovers, as
he interviews the women one by one, is that
there are actually two invisible men—NORMAN
PARENT, a happy-go-lucky lover, and ROBERT BULL,
an evil Hollywood agent. Or at least that’s
what the women say. Schank still doesn’t
believe them, no matter how many say they have
gone to bed with Norman.
That is, until Schank hears
moaning and sighing one night, and goes to investigate.
In one of the nurse’s rooms, he sees a
woman having sex—with no one! He thinks
it is a hallucination from working too much,
and so he goes to bed.
After more interviews, Schank
starts to believe he’s dealing with a
bunch of crazy people—until MADAME NIRVANA
shows up. She tells him of her experiences with
both Norman and Robert. When she comes to Schank’s
room later that night, Nirvana she smells the
unmistakable scent of butterscotch! The potion
that made Norman invisible also made him smell
like candy, the only way he can be detected.
True enough, Norman is there in the room, and
convinces Dr. Schank of his existence.
Not only that, but the GENIE
shows up! He was an ancient spirit Norman encountered
while in Morocco, and now he has come to grant
Madame Nirvana three wishes. She declines to
use them until later, and instead has sex with
Norman.
The next morning, Schank
makes his report to the General…but leaves
out any mention of Norman for fear that the
military might use him in horrible experiments.
It is then that the General informs Schank the
police already have Robert Bull in custody.
Schank’s true mission has actually been
to find information that will help them track
down Norman and capture him.
Norman overhears everything,
and decides to teach the General a little lesson…but
after a bout of kinky sex, the General locks
Norman up in handcuffs. She tells Schank that
Norman is too much of a security risk, and that
he will be dissected to discover the secrets
of the Butterscotch formula.
This is too much for Madame
Nirvana. She summons the Genie, and uses her
wishes to send all of the women back home, set
Norman free, and turn the General into a turtle!
Schank, Nirvana, and Norman escape into the
outside world…and the Genie even returns
Norman to visibility for being such a great
guy. It’s tough to be invisible…even
if it does lead to sex with hundreds of gorgeous
women…
