In
this erotic parody of James Bond films, superspy
ROD STEELE (“Agent 0014”) crosses
paths with DR. FEZ and accidentally mixes up
one of his surveillance gadgets with the Clicker.
Unaware of the erotic time bomb in his possession,
Steele goes on to Prague in search of the arch
villainess TANGERINA.
Steele’s first clue
leads him to the city’s brothels, where
it is rumored that Tangerina hired away all
of Prague’s ‘ladies of the night.’
One madam is telling Steele all she knows when
a lingerie-clad assassin bursts in and tries
to kill everyone inside. Steele disarms her
and knocks her out—with his trusty alarm
clock. (Budget constraints more or less did
away with cell phone grenades and laser-shooting
diamond rings…)
It turns out that Steele
knows the assassin: she is Agent 0013, otherwise
known as BELLE. Belle claims she infiltrated
Tangerina’s organization, but was then
brainwashed into becoming Tangerina’s
slave.
Before they are finished
speaking, a casino owner comes in and demands
Belle’s attentions. After all, she looks
like a prostitute. Steele tells her to get what
information she can, and leaves. Belle is a
little wary of having sex with the man…
but a little help from the Clicker soon helps
her in a very unorthodox manner of interrogation,
and she discovers where they can find Tangerina.
Meanwhile, Tangerina is already
aware of Steele’s investigation. She orders
some of her minions to take care of him…and
to collect a ‘specimen’ from him,
as well.
Steele and Belle go to the
casino Tangerina frequents and rent a room.
While Bell is in the shower, Tangerina’s
henchwomen attack Steele. It becomes very apparent
what ‘specimen’ Tangerina was referring
to: a sample of the superspy’s semen.
Steele is able to disarm the two women with
the Clicker, and he and Belle go to track down
Tangerina.
The villainess doesn’t
disappoint them. Tangerina faces down Steele
over a game of Poker, which he wins, thanks
to the Click device. Barely escaping with their
lives (and clothes) intact, Belle and Steele
go back up to the room and find Fez. He explains
that the Clicker is his, and that it and Steele’s
gadget were switched accidentally. Steele promises
to return the Clicker—after he uses it
to foil Tangerina’s evil plans.
All three go to Tangerina’s
estate, where she holds a giant light show that
hypnotizes her powerful guests. Unbeknownst
to her, though, Steele and Belle have crept
away and discovered her underground laboratory.
There they find out that Tangerina plans to
clone the world’s most powerful men from
their sperm samples, and send the duplicates
out to rule the world.
In a frenzied climax that
involves a snake, an orgy, and a female clone
of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rod Steele foils Tangerina’s
plot, returns the Click to Dr. Fez, and makes
the world safe for sex once again.