In
an airplane high above the city, a STRANGER
is chased into the restroom by the authorities.
He takes out a strange little device that looks
like a remote control and whispers, “If
I can’t have you, no one will,”
then flushes it down the airplane toilet.
The device, known as the
Clicker, falls thousands of feet from the airplane,
through a roof, and into ‘The Body Beautiful,’
a small spa and exercise club. Fitness instructors
BEN and LINDA discover the Clicker while doing
some very intimate exercises. While fiddling
around with the gadget’s knobs and buttons,
they discover that the Clicker has the ability
to arouse the human sex drive to enormous heights!
Shortly after making love,
they overhear a conversation between the spa’s
owner, MR. HAYWOOD, and evil financier MS. DAUMONT.
The bank will foreclose on the spa unless Haywood
can produce $30,000 by the end of the week.
Linda decides that the Clicker is the answer
to ‘The Body Beautiful’s”
financial woes, and goes on a crusade to recruit
more members. Once they’re inside, Linda
and Ben zap them with the Clicker, and let more
primal passions take over. The spa immediately
becomes very popular, and starts to turn a profit
overnight.
Then they see SUSAN, Ms.
Daumont’s personal assistant, exercising
in the club. Using the Clicker’s ability
to change people’s bodies, Linda disguises
herself and finds out that Daumont plans to
sabotage the spa by breaking in and destroying
the equipment! When the saboteurs arrive, Linda
is ready for them…and gives them a very
BIG surprise, compliments of the Clicker.
Meanwhile, a PSYCHOLOGIST
learns of the strange events at “The Body
Beautiful,” and plans to investigate.
Little does he know that the mysterious DR.
FEZ is already hot on the trail of the Clicker…
Ben and Linda get in an argument
over the Clicker. Ben believes that it is far
too powerful to toy with, while Linda wants
to ‘turn on’ the whole world! During
their fight, they accidentally smash the Clicker
into the wall socket, which wires the tiny machine
into the club’s electrical lines…which
turns everyone in the place into a sex fiend!
A massive orgy breaks out
in the health club, and even cold Ms. Daumont
suddenly attacks Hayworth and has wild sex with
him. As Ben tries to cut off the electricity,
Dr. Fez shows up and discovers the bizarre situation.
As soon as the lights go off, Fez takes the
Clicker and escapes.
Now that the erotic
electrical waves have stopped, everything returns
to normal. Ms. Daumont is so embarrassed by
her sexual display that she agrees to leave
the club alone…in return for Hayworth’s
silence. “The Body Beautiful” is
saved, Ben and Linda decide they don’t
need a machine to improve their sex life, and
the wily Dr. Fez sets off in possession of the
most powerful device known to mankind…