Corrupt
psychologist HANS KRANZ hires bumbling detective
POPPER to find the Click device for him. Little
does he know, his arch rival DR. FEZ is already
in possession of the tiny sex machine…
Having recovered the Click,
Fez wishes that he could share its erotic powers
with his long-lost love, who died years before.
Then he sees an advertisement for an art show—and
the painter, JASMINE, looks exactly like his
beloved! Fez goes to the gallery and tries to
use the Click on Jasmine, but misfires and hits
someone else. Thanks to Popper’s meddling,
Fez also loses the device.
Jasmine retreats to her apartment,
depressed and unsure of her talent. Her manager,
ELIZABETH, suggests that they both go to Hawaii
and recuperate. Unbeknownst to them, the Clicker
gets mixed in with their luggage. When Elizabeth
discovers the Clicker in Hawaii, she not only
turns it on, but herself as well!
Meanwhile, both Fez and Popper
have arrived in Hawaii looking for the Click.
As they stumble around, encounter each other,
and fail at every turn, the Click gets loose
in the resort—and causes untold havoc
in massage rooms, love seminars, and at the
bar!
Jasmine remains totally uninspired
by the trip, though, until she meets a famous
artist. The old man now spends his days drinking
and chasing women, and claims to not miss painting.
Determined not to end up like him, Jasmine returns
to New York to begin anew. Unfortunately for
Fez and Popper, the Click returns with her.
Back in her apartment, Jasmine
cleans everything out of her apartment—including
the Clicker, since she is totally unaware of
its powers. Later that night Fez breaks into
the apartment, looking for the device…followed
by Popper, with the same objective. Fez falls
down the garbage chute trying to retrieve the
Clicker, while Popper wakes up the sleeping
Jasmine and gets a slap in the face.
Thrown out of the apartment,
Popper accidentally knocks out Fez by opening
the apartment door…and finds the device
in Fez’s hand! Returning home on the subway,
he discovers the Click’s amazing powers
when a frigid commuter suddenly becomes a sexy
lapdancer at the click of a button. Popper calls
Kranz and demands more money, to which the psychologist
reluctantly agrees.
And then Popper’s lovelorn
secretary DELIA gets hold of the Click, and
uses it on Popper to act out her daydreams.
Kranz breaks in and steals the device, only
to be mugged by Fez, who then gets hit by a
truck!
Popper and Delia find true
love, Kranz goes unsatisfied, Fez winds up in
a body cast…and when the lovely Jasmine
seduces a construction worker out on the street,
she finds her erotic inspiration—without
the Click!