DR.
FEZ returns to his hideout with the Click device
and begins to disassemble the box to see how
it works. As he does so, he records his observations
and an account of how he first encountered the
Clicker…
Fez taught courses on human
sexuality at San Francisco State University,
where he overheard his colleague DR. KRANZ talking
about a mysterious box that unlocked primal
passions. Fez immediately sought out the box,
and vowed to learn its secrets.
While he is taking the box
apart, Government agents—then spies—then
Kranz himself storm the building to take back
the Clicker. Unfortunately for them, the box
is an intelligent, self-aware being with other
ideas. It unleashes the full force of its sensual
memory banks on the agents, and stuns them with
scene after scene of sexual pleasure.
When the government agents
awake, Fez is gone! Everyone goes after him
in hot pursuit…except for Kranz. He knows
his old friend too well, and finds Fez hidden
in the house. Fez and Kranz ask the box if it
knows its creator; the box tells them that they
will find the person in Haiti.
Kranz and Fez take a ship
to the Caribbean, during which time Fez uses
the Clicker to disguise himself as a beautiful
woman—and experience the joys of the female
orgasm firsthand. While onboard, more secret
agents try to seize the Clicker, but Fez and
Kranz use its amazing powers to escape.
Once in Haiti, the two adventurers
invade the secret lair of DR. FLEMING—and
are knocked out by mysterious attackers. When
they wake up, they meet with Dr. Fleming himself:
a dirty old man who invented the box in order
to push the limits of science. He explains to
them that his lifelong ambition was to unite
science and mysticism…and plans do to
it by crossing the box with a voodoo doll!
He succeeds, and makes a
woman thousands of miles away become a panting,
moaning sex goddess. While Fleming is distracted
by his experiment, Fez and Kranz grab the Click
and use it to escape from the complex. They
‘click’ everyone in their way, and
as the sexual chaos starts, fight their way
outside.
Back in America, Fez and
Kranz decide that the Clicker is too dangerous
to keep on Earth. They devise a plan to eject
it into space by sneaking it aboard the US space
shuttle. Unfortunately, the astronauts accidentally
activate the machine, giving them a new sexual
experience that’s really “out of
this world”!