Two
couples go to spend a relaxing week on their
friend ALFREDO’s yacht. KAREN and JASON
are newlyweds, while CHRISTIANA is just trying
to get her husband ROBERT’s mind off business.
Once on the boat, Alfredo introduces his friends
to his latest lover. AMBER is a sweet but naïve
beach bunny who thinks Alfredo’s interests
in her include more than just her gorgeous body.
Over dinner, the couples
indulge in a contest Alfredo started years before:
who can tell the most erotic story? Alfredo
begins first with a ridiculous story of impersonating
an obstetrician-gynecologist in Milan. Then
Karen follows up with an erotic tale of sleeping
with a soldier in a train crossing South America.
Jason gets jealous, and storms off to bed. Before
Karen can go to him, though, Alfredo flirts
with her…and lets her know that he would
be interested in both of them writing a story
of their own. Karen brushes him off, alternately
aroused and repulsed by the Italian scoundrel.
The next morning, Jason and
Christiana meet by accident and talk. Jason
admits his jealousy, and Christiana urges him
to tell his story. He relates the erotic events
leading to how he lost his virginity, and then
the two of them go to meet the others inside.
Everyone listens to Amber’s
tale of how she consoled a female friend during
a break-up…and ended up making tender
love to her. Christiana is very moved by the
story—especially since her tale is a veiled
account of how Robert cheated on her with another
woman. Robert remains guiltily silent as the
couples adjourn to their bedrooms.
After sex, Alfredo shows
his homophobia and insecurity when he accuses
Amber of being a ‘stupid, mixed-up little
lesbian.’ Meanwhile, Karen and Jason get
in a fight. She goes to take a shower…and
finds Alfredo naked in the bathroom. Warning
him ‘not to say a word,’ she has
sex with him—until the boat’s engine
tears up. Alfredo leers at Karen, ruining everything
for her, and then goes to fix the engine.
When the motor proves beyond
repair, Alfredo, Karen, and Jason set off in
a small boat to seek help. Once they reach port,
Alfredo makes an ass of himself and insults
Karen, which prompts Jason to step in and act
like a gentleman. Karen is entranced, and agrees
to leave right then and there and go off with
Jason on their own adventure.
Back on the boat, Christiana
confides in Amber about her marital woes. Amber
comforts her…and perhaps does something
else, though behind closed doors. When Robert
interrupts them in an attempt to apologize,
he comes off as even more insensitive.
Then Alfredo arrives,
sans Karen and Jason, to say that help is on
its way. Christiana and Amber immediately take
over the motorboat. They’ve decided that
a loving, faithful woman is far better than
the men in their lives, and go off to start
a new life together. Alfredo and Robert are
left adrift on the ocean, totally alone, to
think about the consequences of their action.